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Humanity Makes God Laugh by =osyris:iconosyris:



This was in a response to a statement on what humanity was here for and has been expanded for your reading pleasure.

"Why did God make us if we are flawed and doomed to death?"

Funny thing is, God made us in his image but he also made us human. First mistake? Only if you view humanity as a plague needing to be wiped out. He made us to screw up. Some say God is not perfect because we are not. Well no, of course God's going to make his creation just slightly deferent than Himself; come on, he doesn't need to be making carbon copies of himself. And hey, what's the fun of watching perfection? To have it one thing but it's much more fun to see someone mess up then to be perfect. You need entertainment and something to do. Eternity is an every long time.

Come now, if you were a supreme being with nothing better to do than sit around all eternity and look at your toes, then I think you got something missing. So, what do you do? You create a race of creature designed to worship you. Hell, you made them they do whatever you want! But after a while, the angels get kind of old. After a few million millennia, it's just not enough. Now what? You make someone just like you…but you through in a twist. You make them have the ability to mess up. So, you create a separate world for them to live in. And you put them in the middle of nowhere. Now at first you all want to play with them, but after a while, they just like the angels, except the wings and stuff. So, your next step is to let loss chaos.

Now here is the problem, what do you get the stuff? You are now getting bored with that fact that you can speak it into being. You like the idea, though, that thing come from other things already there. So you look through your collection of stuff and things you've worked on before. And you find an experiment, if you will. You then remember you tried this thing with choice before, in an angel. Now Lucifer was in all respect the best of the best, but he couldn't see past his own nose because he was so obsessed with himself. In the end he takes one third of the angels in heaven and turns them against you. So, you stop the madness and place him and those who followed him into a box that you use for a footrest. Then it hits you, use him! You needed a redecoration anyway.

So, while picking out the new draperies for the area, you chuck the box, nicknamed Hell, and have it land in the world of the people you have created. You name them humans because they are humorous. But you keep the box in a sub pocket so that you can have even more control than the already supreme control you already have. You have a doorway to allow Lucifer to travel between the two places so that he can make lots of trouble. Then you let things role. You set up rules and watch as humanity learns to screw things up. Then the rest is history. We are here for God's amusement. Even though He loves us, even though He's all that and a bag of chips to us, we are here not just to sing His praises, but also to amuse Him. That why He wants us to sing, to make Him happy. And along the way if He gets a few extra kicks as we mess up, all the better!
©2002-2009 =osyris
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Author's Comments

This is why I should never preach a sermon. enjoy

This is still one of the most wrong thing's I've ever written...I need to rewrite it and see just how bad I can really make it. I edited it for form, function and spelling/grammar errors. Not my best but considering when this was originally written, not half-bad...just mostly bad.

This was written, poorly, I might add, back when I was Christian. While I might edit this at some point to at least make it readable, note that I no longer feel this way...though should a god be found to exist, he is surely laughing at us.

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:iconindecisiveomega:
awesome! i like this outlook. it speaks alot into humanity and relligion.
:iconcherryhobbit:
What a fresh outlook on religion! Humorus and oddly enough it seems true. Good job!

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This rules, I jus referenced it in my Diaryland account ^_^

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:iconosyris:
Oh my. :O I'm honored. I'm glad you found it so amusing. :) I'll have to note this in my dA journal. :nod:

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:iconnerimon:
Aww ain't you sweet :D Cheers!

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No, I'm more salty. But thank you. :)

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Briliant. I love it. But now I'm jealous... Why does God have all the fun poking us with a stick?


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The benefit of being in charge. :)

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I tried to say something like this at school once, and made an enemy of someone that turned out to be very religious.

Anyway, good work, I like it.

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